I am the one who knocks.
my heart belongs to jesse pinkman

about my boring life | nudes
Reblogged from perversos, Posted by pxeticarts.
silverhead13:

pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

Like, I can’t be bought. What don’t you understand about that?

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming)

togepenis:

The second I see any hint that a person doesn’t like or have compassion towards animals I drop them I don’t fuck with that

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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Reblogged from dogs69, Posted by y2kv2.
y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

i stared into the abyss and the abyss got sicker

nietzsche all on his mouth like liquor

(Source: lalondes)

Reblogged from affodell, Posted by chanel-and-louboutins.
pizza-bagel:

pastelle-prince:

merrychristmasshinjikun:

hair game level magical girl

this is angelic

hair game stronger than anime protagonist