prettypussyprincess:

LMFAO THE ACCURACY

prettypussyprincess:

LMFAO THE ACCURACY

(via jesussbabymomma)


(via calodemon)


seppin:

something: *happen*

me: why this 

(via vanillish)


ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(via gnarly)


Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
Me: No, but you can get these hands.

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(via condom)


concertotodick:

This is absolutely fantastic.

(via wittycunt)


andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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