I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
*puts a metaphor between my teeth* it’s a cigarette
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan
Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT